MARTIN ATKINS DARTS

My new darts, the Assassin Gun Metal range, are 95% tungsten with a classic ring grip and an exclusive laser engraved cross hair design.

The darts are available from Red Dragon in 24g, priced at £24.90. Replica shirts in all sizes are now available exclusively from Dartshirts 4 U.

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